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BESEBO on Dreams

1. Never once did I dream of my major crush. 2. I saw the future and it was wonderful, a 16 year old could own a gun to protect their selves. 3. Funny how you can see you're enemies being eaten in your dreams. 4. I like the rerun dream where I actually beat my enemy in 10th and 11th grade and I got my maiden to ride along with me on my unicorn, 5. The dreams where you have nightmares about school are called homeworks. 6. I dreamed I was an action hero that got a lot of hot female attention and never wanted to come out. 7. In my dreams I have died in the local or imaginary mall 9 times from failing over the railing.

BESEBO's Angry Comments

1.  Once people go to college the never return the same. 2. The worst day forever will be the day when I was made computer-less. 3. This world we live in is too free because people who narrowly escape death are made fun of by their families. 4. People harassing you to do what they want you to is just annoying and should be against the law after all this is the United States. 5.  I say those damn republicans tried to repeal a law 33 times and they need to get sense and stop wasting money cause not wasting money is their goal. 6. One day I was having an argument with a gay bitch and I said,"Gay people are making America bad!And Gay!" She turned around and asked her friends if America was going sour because of gay people and I was like" People don't decide if a thing is going bad or not, if they did the Great Depression wouldn't have happened, Bitch!" I didn't say that out loud cause it would have embarrassed the mental reject and you're not suppo

Besebo Collective Facts

A man groped a woman on a subway train in New York and soon he was groping a pole to evade being dragged out. The best way to get a girl is to get your pen cap stuck in the binding of your notebook and ask the girl of your choosing to get it out. If she doesn't want to, go to another girl. I will make you money if you allow me to destroy your restaurant! Then people would come from miles over and over to see the damage and they'll get so tried of looking that they'll actually buy something and then they will see why I destroyed the restaurant .  I swear there was a trashcan roaming around in my advanced classes and it was the pot head. It is pure exercise for a 1,000 fat people to stand in line for the biggest loser auditions without toppling each other over in exhaustion though there was one smart fat person who brought a chair and a sandwich. I didn't know it was against the law to take pictures of hot women in public. I really didn't know. How many nuns

BESEBO WORST HIGH SCHOOL MISTAKES AND SOLUTIONS

Never have sexual interest in a whore. Never make friends with a gay person and his bitch who have a very close relationship cause they are most likely not mentally sane or are just stupid and do not deserve to be in honors classes. These type of people will stab you in your back. If that whore you crushed on wants to fight you over a spot in a game, stand your ground and beat her whorish liquids out. If another whore demands you have sex with them during a pizza party( that resulted from the game where the whore wanted to fight you) just get and run or ignore the person.  If the same girl and her ghetto friends rule the class terrorize their behinds. If the person who has become your arch enemy is friends with your latest crush and you try to warn her that the whore is no good and she takes up for the whore even when she dumps out the contents of your backpack and tells you to kill yourself, do not hesitate to tell her the whole entire truth and don't get caught up in the

BESEBO ON BAD PARENTS

1. Bad parents their selves should be denied to go on a free trip out of town with good people when they are proud of my work. 2. Bad Parents should give me my computer back before they are beaten. 3. Bad Parents shouldn't keep tons and tons and tons of computers in the house and not let me use one. 4. Bad Parents shouldn't pester me about being the six in my class. 5. Bad Parents should kick their older annoying children out! 6. BAD PARENTS SHOULD BE GOOD PARENTS AND NOT BE SO STUPID!

SUPER JANE COLLECTION

My input of lyrics will include Sad Summer Days Diana Eat Cake Ocean Struck Mainstream Connection PIE ELECTRIC E ASTRONAUT RUNAWAY

Besebo's Random facts concerning sex

1. MC. Jagger has had sex with 4000 women which is odd for a mortal human being. 2. If you hear  a closed door going back and forth two people might be getting at it. 3. Never say to two girls, "did you get wet?" when it is raining outside and you just came from there and you assume they just did. 4. If a whore wants to fight you over anything beat her where it hurts. 5. If ever having sex with your hot English teacher it is good to say "WOW!" with proper grammar. 6. If ever arguing with someone never think about having sex with them even if they are your crush.

BESEBO

This week I am revealing a new ranting feature called Besebo which is a word I created from the Spanish word Beso meaning kiss. So taste the kiss  dis very soon.

Comments would be nice

You know every time I get on here, I wish from input from my audience but I get none and in the past will no one viewed my blogs, I created my own comments and my own people. So comments would be nice so I wouldn't create my own lame comments.

So yeah...

I will be posting my favorite songs I have written on here and I hope ya'll will enjoy.