Besebo's Random facts concerning sex
1. MC. Jagger has had sex with 4000 women which is odd for a mortal human being.
2. If you hear a closed door going back and forth two people might be getting at it.
3. Never say to two girls, "did you get wet?" when it is raining outside and you just came from there and you assume they just did.
4. If a whore wants to fight you over anything beat her where it hurts.
5. If ever having sex with your hot English teacher it is good to say "WOW!" with proper grammar.
6. If ever arguing with someone never think about having sex with them even if they are your crush.
2. If you hear a closed door going back and forth two people might be getting at it.
3. Never say to two girls, "did you get wet?" when it is raining outside and you just came from there and you assume they just did.
4. If a whore wants to fight you over anything beat her where it hurts.
5. If ever having sex with your hot English teacher it is good to say "WOW!" with proper grammar.
6. If ever arguing with someone never think about having sex with them even if they are your crush.
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