Now Introducing Eraus Britian and Nevva Courtie

Eraus: Okay everyone, we are sorry for that mess you just saw, but you have to realize that this a satirical site and stuff like this happens all the time. I mean like how many times do you have to stop and restart something? Till you get it right? That girl you wasted your bravery on in the hallway, displayed to your clouded view point becomes a trashy unless person you wished you never even bothered with.
Nevva: Along those same lines, we promise to never go among those same lines as our predecessors,
Kat-I think a Benjamin, a Jack?! But anyways! We aspire to not get carried away in a tidal wave of nonsense, and so that you can trust us. We are going to play a game.
Eraus: Each word we come up with, we will write a poem about it and explain why exactly we did so!
Nevva: It will be fun, and since everyone has lost complete interest in this era with english, downgrading it with abbreviations and what not, we will not yield to the chat! We will stay strong to the promise of making english the center front of education again!
Ever seen a chemistry, physics or physiology teacher or educator use improper language?
I have.
Eraus: It is time to stop degradation before its too late, roll the tape. Come on, we know you wan to know what we got to say.