Alcohol as Gas
The world has a lack of gasoline to run its cars.
So if you walk into a bar in the future-the bar tender might just say to you,"we are out of liquor"
And if you ask why, they'll give you a serious look because the rule would be in effect for a while.
The sexy bar tender-a lady with a serious biting and confused look will say,"mr./mrs., we ran out of alcohol and liquor because the gas station needed gas"
You would be astonished and the lady would go on to explain something like this after first embarrassing you," the heavens do you live- the gas station in need of gas rule has been in place for a very long time-just longer than what I can remember-I am only 25 years old and you look to be 38-been here. The point is bars have to partner with gas stations so they can use our liquor to turn into gas-or if you have bar immunity- you don't have to give them the booze but you either partner with a liquor provider, start a vineyard or something-beer is freaking hard to buy"
Then you respond and say,"oh, that makes a lot of sense because in my time period people and government fought of gas to run our vehicles"
The bar lady looks stressed but you still decide to ask,"You got a soda-time traveling is exhausting!"
The bar lady then says,"We got soda but that's the least of my worries-how the fuck are drunkies going to come in here and then drive home drunk and give money to our gravediggers, nurses, doctors, psychologists- how? Its a big circle you know".
And you sip your soda and think and then say," change is for the better?"
So if you walk into a bar in the future-the bar tender might just say to you,"we are out of liquor"
And if you ask why, they'll give you a serious look because the rule would be in effect for a while.
The sexy bar tender-a lady with a serious biting and confused look will say,"mr./mrs., we ran out of alcohol and liquor because the gas station needed gas"
You would be astonished and the lady would go on to explain something like this after first embarrassing you," the heavens do you live- the gas station in need of gas rule has been in place for a very long time-just longer than what I can remember-I am only 25 years old and you look to be 38-been here. The point is bars have to partner with gas stations so they can use our liquor to turn into gas-or if you have bar immunity- you don't have to give them the booze but you either partner with a liquor provider, start a vineyard or something-beer is freaking hard to buy"
Then you respond and say,"oh, that makes a lot of sense because in my time period people and government fought of gas to run our vehicles"
The bar lady looks stressed but you still decide to ask,"You got a soda-time traveling is exhausting!"
The bar lady then says,"We got soda but that's the least of my worries-how the fuck are drunkies going to come in here and then drive home drunk and give money to our gravediggers, nurses, doctors, psychologists- how? Its a big circle you know".
And you sip your soda and think and then say," change is for the better?"
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